Oph Topik: "I'm Voting For Michele Bachman. YAY!"

Says this "young" Republican, who is an Echo Boomer. I'm not sure what's more scary: this young Republican has a voice in the mainstream media or the fact that he doesn't list one specific reason to vote for her.

His reasoning:

I have said it before and I'll say it 800 million times until November 2012: She is the best candidate Republicans have to offer.

She is articulate, has a definite plan to make America #1 again and is simply an amazing woman to boot!

Bachmann appeals to the normal American. Not the burecrats in Washington. Not the billionaires in Newport. The honest, hard-working Joe who loves America and wishes that she were her Old Glory once again!

Bachmann promises us a better America, and with this poll, I think we have finally decided to take her up on her generous offer!

Ron Paul and Tim Pawlenty sag behind, because they can't match Bachmann for her candor and her can-do attitude!

Bachmann did well in Iowa because she connected with the average Iowan who loves their state, and America as a whole!

Whatever your opinion is of her, you can't deny that she loves America and wants us to be a great nation again, and not a joke!

We are a great nation, people, and it's up to you and me and Michele Bachmann to bring America back to where it needs to be, and take it AWAY from Barack Obama's grimy hands!

The reasoning is flawless for people incapable of logic. Ironically, the author describes himself:

I am a 19-year-old Republican and Writer. Whether the subject be Politics or Celebrities, you can bet that my take will always be well-researched, interesting and controversial!

Frankly, I can think of a few other adjectives. Mark Twain was right: the truth is stranger than fiction.

For the record, I am not voting for Bachman.