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Green Jokes from My Green Stock Speech Last Week


What do you call an electric car with two exhaust pipes? A wheelbarrow.

How do you make an electric car go faster? A two truck.

What's the best way to charge a lithium ion battery? A credit card.

What did the California wind farm say to Governor Arnold? We're big fans of yours.

What do you call the shock absorbers on an electric car? Passengers.

What do you call an electric car at the top of a hill? A miracle.

"According to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet." ~ Jay Leno

Jay Leno tried one of those new Smart Cars a couple weeks ago. He drove to work, parked in his usual spot on the street in front of the studio. He then tried to open his car door and noticed that they had built a concrete wall there. It turned out to be the curb.

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