Trevor Noah of the Daily Show had a few words about “weed, chronic, the devil’s kale, George W. Kush” to be sold at Circle K Gas stations in Florida starting next year.
With weed becoming so mainstream these days – legal in some form in 37 states, most people have to go to a dispensary to get their “rocky broccoli,” but in Florida he said, you can pick it up when you’re out running your usual errands.
“I know some people think it’s too accessible but it’s probably the healthiest thing you’ll find on sale at a gas station. Now you just reach past the Slim Jim’s and unregulated boner pills and you can find something with some actual nutrients.”
Florida Has Range
Noah said he was most surprised that this was happening in Florida. “You have to admit, Florida has range. Sometimes Florida is all ‘CRT [critical race theory] turned my kids trans! And ‘let’s deport all the illegals!’ What if every oil change came with a free blunt? The state has so many layers, which we should all appreciate before they all get washed away into the ocean”
Noah then goes live to his 'reporter' in Florida, Desi Lydic, who is at the pump in a Circle K gas station, a gas nozzle dripping in one hand and an open bag of Cheetos in the other.
“What’s happening, Desi? Are people excited about the new development?”
Desi responds after a long, spaced-out stare: “Oh yeah, I was trying to remember what I came here for” as more gasoline drips from the nozzle.
“Desi?” Noah asks, “Have you been smoking weed.”
“No, of course not, Trevor, I’m at work. That would be so unprofessional.”
Then the stoned Desi looks down into her Cheetos bag, pulls out a joint and says “Oh wait, maybe I have been smoking weed.”
She lights the joint and kaboom…gas explosion. Noah feigns a worried look.
Then Desi reappears amid the smoke, cars in flames behind her. Coughing, she says: “God damn, this weed hits hard.”
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