Zings Of The Day (V, KFT, HBC)

Visa Inc.

but doubts continue about the payments network's ability to grow under regulation. I guess Visa isn't everywhere you want to be. Kraft Foods Inc

reported better-than-expected first-quarter profits yesterday,

I figured it was because I keep eating 64 slices of cheese every Thursday as a way to celebrate inflation. HSBC Holdings

CEO Stuart Gulliver will

Zin around. Here's one to try. How about turning a profit?