Wal-Mart: America's True Welfare Queen

If America ever descends to hell in a handbasket, it will be Wal-Mart

that imports the carefully crafted, four-cents-an-hour basket straight from a Chinese labor camp. How can I be so sure? Because this corporate giant manages to be on the receiving end of both angles of the Food Stamp program – it is the largest reason why we need a Food Stamp program and yet it reaps the ultimate benefit of the program. Like Homer Simpson once said of alcohol, Wal-Mart is the cause of, and its own solution to, all life's problems. How can it be that it is both? Simple. First, the benefits. Wal-Mart receives between 25 and 40 percent of all Food Stamp spending. Yes, you read that correctly. Up to 2 in 5 dollars spent by all Food Stamp recipients is spent at Wal-Mart. Considering that the federal government spent approximately $72 billion on Food Stamps

, Wal-Mart would have earned up to $28.8 billion in sales from the program alone. The company brought in $448 billion in sales last year, so this government program is clearly a big winner for them. Unfortunately,

, at least as far as taxpayers go. You see, Wal-Mart is the

of these people are on Food Stamps to begin with. Wal-Mart's low wages and purposeful underemployment keep their workers

to occasionally make rent and

to be eligible for public assistance like Food Stamps. Let's see what happens to communities when Wal-Mart starts peeling off its nightie. According to the Winning Words Project, who studied Wal-Mart's effect on the economy, Wal-Mart's very existence has been a net loss for communities. Consider what they found.

Got all that? Wal-Mart purposefully underpays and under employs its workers, reaps the high profits of doing so, and then profits a second time as employees (and others crushed by the economy that the Wal-Marts of the world sunk) spend their welfare dollars. Talk about having your cake and eating it too! It's almost like maybe we should get off our collective rears and do something about this. Under any sane policy, it would be illegal for a company to underpay its employees so it could benefit from their employees' welfare benefits. A normal person might look at such an arrangement and wonder when the CEO will be given the boot. This is theft, graft – outright stealing and exploitation of the poor. Then again, stealing a boatload of cash is only a felony for real people. As we all know, corporations are only people when they are buying elections. When it's time for accountability, the only phones anyone answers at Wal-Mart are in accounting. Well, bad accounting brought down Al Capone. Maybe gaming the numbers will do the same for Wal-Mart.