Facebook Brings Free Porn to its Users

Who says you never get what you ask for?

Do a quick search on Google

for “free porn” and you'll surely come across a lot of slime, a number of gimmicks, and a farrago of fake, virus-drenched websites. Never in a million years would you expect to find a disgusting range of pornography added right to your Facebook wall, just waiting to be viewed. But listen up perverts, now you can! As we speak, free porn is being dropped onto the walls of dozens (or hundreds? Maybe thousands?) of Facebook users. According to

, all you have to do is click on a questionable link promising Kim Kardashian images and your feed will be converted into a digital magazine of sexual imagery! There is a catch, however: the whole thing is a virus that not only overflows your wall with porn but may also post horrible images of gore and violence. Real gore and violence, apparently – not the cartoony, Mortal Kombat style of blood that enraged parents in the ‘90s. Somewhere in the world there must be a 13-year-old boy thinking to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade.” Be careful, horny kid. And don't forget to wear (anti-virus) protection before going in.