Zings Of The Day July 1, 2011

The U.S. International Trade Commission

Co.

, saying Apple

and Research in Motion

did not infringe on patents from Eastman Kodak. Maybe they should have called Bill Cosby. He would've known what to do. Apple Inc.

, along with Microsoft Corp.

and Research in Motion Ltd.

outbid Google Inc.

for a

The conglomerate paid $4.5 billion for the patents. Apple's portion of the patents will be called the iWinuLose. Carl Icahn announced he has a

Corporation

, and the stock soared today. B'gosh, that's a lot of Oshkosh.