10 Things I Learned from #SharkNado

Sharknado, a horror movie based on the premise that deep sea tornados pulled up sharks from the ocean to rain them on an unsuspecting LA, took twitter by storm Thursday night during its Syfy premier, and continued to trend Friday morning.

With a tagline of “enough said”, Sharknado had many key lessons for those of us who have never faced this phenomenon.

While the list of lessons learned really can’t be limited, below are the top 10:

1. Hurricanes hit California, and come with little to no warning. The sun also shines while the storms rage on.

2. When large tornados go over the deep ocean, they suck up oceanic life, but only sharks.

3. When thrown around in the air, sharks still bite at anything near them, and completely disregard the fact that they’re flying.

4. Sharks hurtling through the air also do not need to breathe anymore, and can seemingly last for hours rampaging around the tornado.

5. When sharks land in pools, they will survive the multi-hundred foot fall with ease. To dispatch of them, blow the pool up by pouring a small amount of gasoline into it and dropping a match in.

6. There are multiple ways to kill airborne sharks, including: Shotguns, Pistols, knives, big sticks, cars, fire, pickaxes, and chainsaws.

7. Helicopters can easily hover within meters of an F5 tornado.

8. Tornados can be destroyed. Simply throw improvised explosives made from propane cans into them in order to cause the tornado to dissipate.

9. If confronted by a shark falling out of the sky directly at you, dive into its mouth with your chainsaw. You’ll be able to tunnel out of its tail with ease.

10. Sharknado is an instant classic.

If you missed it last night check out the trailer here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iwsqFR5bh6Q