Autumn's Cheesecake Prompts Benzinga Bake-Off

The battle is on! Last Thursday, Autumn Pietraszewski brought the Benzinga crew an eye-widening, jaw-dropping, mouth-watering batch of delicious delicacies: cheesecake bites. “They're creamy, crumbly and sweet,” one staff writer, a guy by the name of Bigg Hog, remarked. “If they're not gone by 9:30, I'm going back in.” Hog, who ate four of the morsels, insisted that he was not being a, well,

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Meanwhile, Autumn is determined to become the new queen of Benzinga baked goods. “My Cheesecake Bites will rip the trademark off your Benzinga Cupcakes!” she said as she prepared for Hilary's assault. “That new girl is going down,” Hilary responded, unwilling to give up. “Nothing can beat my Benzinga Brownies.” When the news broke that Hilary and Autumn were slated to cake and cookie their way to the top, Joe Young proposed that we title the event, “Benzinga Bake-Off Blast: How To Win The Hearts (And Stomachs) Of The Benzinga Staff Or Battle For The Office Sweetheart Status: Hilary Vs. Autumn.” I'm thinking this should be a Pay-Per-View event.