Nancy Grace Flamed It, Blamed Someone Else

There's really no way to sugarcoat this into an acceptable form, so I suppose I'll just come out and say it. Nancy Grace farted on live TV...and blamed it on someone else.

No, really. While parading her hulking carcass around the set of Dancing With the Stars, Nancy Grace let slip the rear orbital cannon, firing one (perhaps two) shots in the direction of her dancing partner, Tristan MacManus. Yes, there's video,

. The poor lad looks like he just swallowed a bird. Brooke Burke, standing to the other side of Grace, can barely keep her chuckles in as she tries, desperately, to throw the show and the camera's focus over to the judges. Worst yet, it appears that Nancy Grace wants to go ahead and blame Tristan for the toxic tension release on the show. According to serious news site

, Nancy Grace said that the toot, which was caught on video, "has an Irish accent". This refers, of course, to her Irish partner. It's not the first time in the last month that Grace has made a national embarrassment of herself on the program (or on her program, for that matter). She had an incident two weeks ago where she paid homage to Janet Jackson, as her nipple popped out for all of America to see. Some have yet to recover. What's surprising is that Nancy Grace didn't try to pin this on Amanda Knox or Casey Anthony. She's been all over those two like a buzzard at a dead horse beating. Actually, it might be interesting for TMZ to have Amanda Knox on their show, judging Nancy Grace's flatulence the way Nancy Grace judged Knox in her murder trial. Knox, like Grace's Gases, was set free. Perhaps they could make a half-hour special out of a little trial. Bring in Tristan and Brooke as witnesses and just hammer home Grace's guilt. Facts be damned; we have someone to SHAME for RATINGS! I have to think this could work, and work well. TMZ, call me! To be fair, I can't stand Nancy Grace. I hate everything about her and her show. I hate the way she ruins lives and jumps to conclusions about the guilt or innocence of people she's never met. I think Nancy Grace is pretty much the epitome of every single thing that's wrong with American culture. The only way she could sink lower would be if she were somehow also one of the bankster criminals who've stolen this country and looted the treasury. So, forgive me for taking extreme delight in this monstrous human being beclowning herself on national television not once, but twice, in a matter of weeks. And since bad things tend to happen in threes, let's hope Nancy's final strike will be some sort of laugh/cough/shart combination that leaves her running off the stage in tears.