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Holly Madison Buys Breast Insurance


When someone buys a boat, we can infer a few things. One, they've made a good deal of money. Two, they don't mind investing money in fun things that float. And three, they probably bought expensive insurance to protect against the loss of that floating boating asset.

Similarly, Ex-Playboy model Holly Madison insured her refurbished breasts for $1 million.

That's right. Lloyd's of London insurance company sold Madison an insurance policy to cover her typically uncovered breasts. Madison, who was one of Hugh Hefner's many girlfriends, is also a reality TV star and has an, umm, burgeoning career on the stage.

Madison stars in topless burlesque show Peepshow at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas, Nevada. That's about as surprising as finding out that Bill Clinton likes Big Macs and even bigger chicks.

Her reality show, Holly's World, revolves around Madison's life at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. "It's all good-natured and not mean like other reality shows," Madison said of her show. How could it be mean? Is anyone going to give sass to a hot chick with amazing breasts who happens to be wealthy and, by all appearances, a nice person?

Given the nature of her work on the stage, Madison thought it would be prudent to get some Breast Insurance.

"I've heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars," she said. "I thought I'd cover my assets."

And they are quite the assets to cover. After her breast augmentation surgery, Madison's A-cups went to D-cups, earning her a lot of praise on the Playboy bunny circuit. She's also a regular at Casa de least in spirit. I have a few millions more to earn before Madison would step foot in the cage I live in.

"I think it's kind of funny. I think they're getting the credit they deserve," she said. "They're my primary money makers right now." God Bless America.

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