Who is Apple Crushing Seven to One?

When Apple

isn't

, it can rest easy knowing that it has kicked the tar out of Hewlett-Packard

.

has the full scoop, including a

explaining how Apple is able to make more money selling one Mac than HP makes selling

computers. Is this sad? Cool? Infuriating? Absurd? Or has another word come to mind? Personally, I'm starting to think it's both cool

absurd.