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Friday, December 9, 2011 - 2:04pm
Stronger Economy Helps Obama, Social Conservatives
As Benzinga reported earlier today, the economy is showing signs of life and may be headed toward a turnaround. Like almost all things economic, this development has a potential political angle as well. Much of the pre-election planning for Republicans and Democrats (as well as other parties and...
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Wednesday, December 7, 2011 - 3:49pm
Newt Gingrich Thinks He is King of the Friggin' World
A few days after declaring himself the Republican nominee for president (despite, you know, not one single vote being cast yet), Newt Gingrich has doubled down on his oversized ego. This time, the portly presidential pretender pontificated on assassinating dictators. Gingrich said Wednesday that...
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Dan Quayle to Endorse Mitt Romney Tuesday
Monday, December 5, 2011 - 5:49pmAccording to an article on the Huffington Post, former Vice President and Spelling Bee Champion Dan Quayle will endorse Mitt Romney for President on Tuesday. Quayle will do so because Romney is conservative enough for him (Quayle is a conservative Republican) and is also, in the minds of most...
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Friday, December 2, 2011 - 4:19pm
Newt Gingrich Thinks Black Kids Should Be Slave Labor
For a former history professor, Newt Gingrich is awfully ignorant of history, life, and reality. His latest foray into idiocy involves Gingrich advocating child labor for America's youth. Yes, child labor — the kind outlawed 100 years ago when we, as a country, realized that the worst thing you...
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Friday, December 2, 2011 - 2:08pm
Thorpe's Analysis: Ron Paul Will Win Iowa
It is my belief that, in one month, Ron Paul will shock the world and win the Iowa Caucuses. Granted, that belief goes against all the polling data and all the money data and all the common sense in the world. Mitt Romney has all the money in the world, and has the national party secretly/silently...
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 5:28pm
Herman Cain is Toast
It looks like the end is near for the controversial narcissist who tried to turn a stint as the Pizza King into a presidential nomination. For a while, it looked like Herman Cain even had a chance to win. He was up in the national polls, and had captured many of the anti-Romney voters who seem to...
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Monday, November 28, 2011 - 4:20pm
Election 2012: How Each Candidate Can Win
Barring a major change between now and the primaries this winter, someone among this group of five will likely be the Republican candidate for president in 2012. Each one has a path to victory and would represent a particular message that the GOP is sending to the American people for the 2012...
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Monday, November 21, 2011 - 2:10pm
Slacker Republicans Beating Hard-Working Candidates
As it turns out, the conservative Republican voters in Iowa and New Hampshire have something in common with yours truly: The more they see of Republican candidates for president, the less they like them. According to Politico, the candidates show an inverse relationship between time spent with...
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011 - 4:37pm
Ron Paul Tied For First Place
In a surprising new poll out Tuesday, Congressman Ron Paul — mocked by the media and ignored by his own party — has jumped to the front of the pack for the Republican nomination. Paul, who has been ignored for his libertarian views, is now in a four-way virtual tie with Herman Cain, Mitt Romney,...
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Friday, November 11, 2011 - 5:24pm
OMG: Gingrich is Back
Republican primary voters must really, really hate Mitt Romney. So far, they've done everything they can to out-and-out rebel against the probable GOP nominee. They've flirted with the likes of Donald Trump. They tried to talk themselves into Michele Bachmann. They played footsie with Rick Perry...
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