What The Big Wigs Of Finance Might Be Doing Before Memorial Day Weekend

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Many in the finance world know that the Friday before Memorial Day Weekend is one of the lighter volume days of the year. With that said, the newsdesk speculated on what some of the big names in the investing world might do with their day off…

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  • Bill Ackman: Praying to a shrine of Joseph Papa in between Herbalife Ltd. HLF dark magic rituals.
  • Carl Icahn: Supposedly still working this Friday, using that Apple Inc. AAPL profit for Trump donations and steel stocks, apparently.
  • Andrew Left: Cyberbullying Mike Pearson.
  • Martin Shkreli: Streaming LoL games while bumping Wu-Tang.
  • Tim Cook: Hanging up posters of Jeff Bezos in his room.
  • Jamie Dimon: Playing with his puppets… Sorry, I meant working.
  • Janet Yellen: Trolling the market, which would shut down by noon if not for her talk at 1:15 p.m. ET.
  • Elon Musk: Studying a new language or building a laser.
  • Jack Dorsey: Slamming some PBR, texting Chris Sacca if he can be on "Shark Tank."
  • Mark Cuban: Channeling the frustration of his Mavs missing the Western Conference Finals into a SEC flame war on Twitter Inc TWTR.

Whether it's blowing off steam, or simply getting some quality rest and relaxation, these industry giants are human beings, too. Whatever they plan to do this weekend, hopefully it will be a break from the day-to-day grind of their responsibilities.

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