If Starbucks Can Put a Little Wang on its Shirts, Just Think of What Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky Could Do

Stained coffee marks are only the beginning.

This week, Starbucks

announced that it had really

by teaming with designer Alexander Wang to produce a series of splotchy T-shirts for style-seeking women everywhere. Priced at

(the cost of nearly 20 cups of Starbucks coffee), the new designs are the perfect way for snobs to show their love of large brown stains without going through the trouble of spilling a cup of coffee. But why stop there? I'm sure Huggies and a couple of these little guys could make a whole line of stained shirts: