Zings Of The Day, August 31, 2011

Russian bailiffs today raided BP's (NYSE: BP) Moscow offices with regards to a lawsuit over the company's joint venture in Russia, through minority shareholders of TNK-BP. In Soviet Russia, nothing goes right. You're screwed.

Carl Icahn yesterday saying his board nominees would try to sell Clorox (NYSE: CLX) if all of them are elected. Carl, you better get the bleach out for all the B.S. you're pedaling.

25% of the top-paid U.S. CEOs made more in salaries than the companies they run paid in federal income tax. This should go over well.