How To Trade The Oscars...For Superior Entertainment
I'm no stock market expert. I couldn't tell you how to bank on the financial success of Columbia's (NYSE: SNE) The Social Network or the critical acclaim of The King's Speech.
But I can still tell you how to trade the Oscars…for superior entertainment.
That's right, folks – if you're sick of award shows, if you can't stand another lengthy acceptance speech, follow these three simple steps to survive next year's award show season:
1. Grab the TV remote.
2. Change the channel.
3. Enjoy!
As an alternative, you could use award shows – especially the Oscars – as a substitute for prescription sleep aids, just by following these other simple steps:
1. Grab a pillow.
2. Grab a blanket.
3. Get into bed.
4. Let the sleepy sounds of boring acceptance speeches sooth you into a peaceful slumber.
See how easy that was? And thanks to a 10-year deal with Disney (NYSE: DIS), you will be able to sleep through ABC's presentation of the Oscars for another decade.
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